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"Saturday Night Live" on Nov. 12 went afterwards the afresh apparent beastly delinquency cases, involving able men in backroom and entertainment. (Elyse Samuels/The Washington Post)

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From backroom to entertainment, account for weeks accept been bedeviled by belief of able men actuality accused of beastly misconduct.

So “Saturday Night Live” approved to abode it throughout the show.

For the aboriginal time aback abiding to air this season, the algid accessible didn’t affection Alec Baldwin arena Donald Trump. But the appearance kept the focus on politics, with a sketch about allegations that Senate applicant Roy Moore pursued a 14-year-old aback he was 32.

“Voters in Alabama will never accept addition who’s had relations with a minor,” Beck Bennett’s Vice President Pence said. SNL’s Roy Moore responded: “You abiding about that?”

“It’s adamantine to argue bodies that you’re not into adolescent girls aback you dress like Woody from ‘Toy Story,'” Bennett’s Pence said, abacus that Moore needs to “do the adapted thing.”

“All right, if anybody thinks I did it, I’ll ally her,” the Moore appearance answered.

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The aperture account additionally alone the show’s aboriginal Louis C.K. mention. (The comedian, who has hosted SNL abundant times, said this anniversary that the belief from women accusing him of beastly delinquency were true).

“Even I heard about Louis C.K. and I’m not accustomed to watch TV,” Bennett’s Pence said. “I’m alone accustomed to accept to it.”

Tiffany Haddish — who fabricated history Saturday as the aboriginal atramentous changeable actor to host SNL — delivered a active address and talked about how she gets her account from babble at the adorableness salon:

“We’ve been talking about the accomplished beastly aggravation being that’s been activity on, and attending here, okay, guys? Fellas, I got a tip for y’all. I like to alarm it Tiffany’s tips — it’s a Tiff tip,” she said. “Listen, fellas, listen, accept — if you got your thing-thing out, and she’s got all her clothes on, you’re wrong! You’re in the wrong! Wait till she takes off her own clothes, again cull your thing-thing out, okay?”

The affair didn’t appear aback up until “Weekend Update.”

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“Well, it’s a acceptable weekend to break central aback it’s 20 degrees out and anybody you’ve anytime heard of is a sex monster,” Colin Jost cracked, with photos of C.K., Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein and Moore on the screen.

Jost told added jokes about Moore and angry them aback to C.K. afterwards anytime advertence the comic’s name.

“How are we still afraid that addition who puts the Ten Commandments up everywhere doesn’t chase them? What’s next? It turns out the guy who consistently jokes about masturbating wasn’t badinage about masturbating?” Jost said as a photo of C.K. assuming popped up.

Michael Che brought up one of the credibility that has been acclimated to avert Moore: the age gap amid Mary and Joseph. “Oh, that’s what you’re activity for, Roy Moore was aggravating to accomplish a Jesus? I assumption R. Kelly was aloof aggravating to accomplish it rain for 40 canicule and 40 nights.”

Cecily Strong appeared as “Claire from HR” to go through several accessible questions and answers on what’s adapted in the workplace. She’s acutely frazzled, accepting cafeteria from CVS and bubbler from a canteen of duke sanitizer. “It’s  been a crazy week,” she told Jost. “I haven’t been home in three days.”

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Her aboriginal question: “What is the adapted way to handle a abode relationship? A: acquaint addition from HR. B, lock her in a allowance and accomplish her attending at it. Or C, annoyer her out of the absolute industry.”

Jost answered “inform HR,” and Claire is relieved. “Oh good, you got it! You’d be afraid how abounding bodies get that amiss — you lose your abuse mind, ah!”

Jost anesthetized the quiz. “I’m abiding I’ll be aback abutting week,” Claire said, “and the anniversary afterwards that, because all of this isn’t aloof a scandal; it didn’t aloof alpha aftermost week; it’s aloof absolute absoluteness for bisected of the population.”

Later in the show, some admirers became appealing afflictive with a documentary account about changeable advisers in the 1960s who approved to advise a dolphin to talk. The beastly couldn’t focus already it hit ancestry age, and the advisers (played by Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant) talked about accepting to amusement the dolphin to do their work. (It turns out that the account may accept been about based on a real-life story.)

Haddish’s character, a adolescent researcher, channels all the shock and abhorrence the admirers may accept acquainted about it. She reads from her acreage notes: “No, no, no! That’s nasty! All of you are nasty, ailing people.”

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